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Michael Myers, everyone’s favorite mute career criminal and world-record holder for “most consecutive Halloweens ruining suburban Illinois,” is back in – well, not flesh and blood, but in plastic and pixels and the fever dreams of horror Twitter.

First off, in highly collectible news, Neca – the toy company that’s cornered the market on “if it terrified you as a kid, we’ll sell its tiny head on a shelf” – dropped a new Michael Myers action figure this week. Not just any Michael but Resurrection Michael, H20 Michael, and even the *Halloween 6* look. Yes, they’re feeding the diehards who can tell every mask apart, even if the rest of us just see “Spooky William Shatner” and call it a day. Instagram unboxings ensued, and, surprise, collectors are already debating if the paint job on Michael’s hair captures the exact level of mid-career burnout from 1998. Personally, I’d buy one, but my cat would immediately knock Michael off a shelf and into a laundry basket, where he’d just live in exile like he’s back in a coma between sequels.

Next up, fan films – because, apparently, there are never enough timelines. There’s a new feature called “Halloween Aftermath” making the rounds. It’s got decent IMDb buzz and fans say it connects *Halloween Kills* and *Halloween Ends* better than the actual studio did. I watched five minutes, and honestly, seeing Michael Myers walk past palm trees was both jarring and the scariest indictment possible of the housing market in Illinois. But the kills are creative, and on X (you guys still call it Twitter, right?) the #HalloweenAftermath tag is full of “best fan film ever” takes… except for the angry guy who spent 300 words complaining Michael doesn’t know how to walk. We all have our battles.

And here’s something big for the gamers, because Michael Myers is coming to consoles in 2026, according to Halloween Daily News. There’s already chatter about what kind of game it’ll be – will you play as Laurie and run for your life, or finally control Michael and test out the durability of those famous coveralls? If this means I can take Michael Myers for a spin in a virtual Haddonfield, I’ll take it. But if there’s a microtransaction for every kitchen knife, I’m out.

Social media, as you’d expect, is full of people debating which version of Michael Myers is most terrifying and which mask is most “iconic.” The original Captain Kirk sculpt still wins, though someone edited a photo of Michael in the new Barbie movie filter. Internet, you win again.

That’s all the hypothetical happenings for our guy Michael this week. Thanks for listening to Michael Myers Biography Flash. If you want more weekly morsels of mayhem – and trust me, you do – subscribe and never miss an update. And if you’re hungry for more biographies, search “Biography Flash.” Tell them Marc sent ya.

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